I just may have to get this one(from a listing on Craigslist):
DIVORCED CAR...GIFT FROM X HUSBAND...I WANT IT GONE... CLEAN CAR...CLEAR TITLE...176000 MILES....GUN METAL GRAY...4 SPEED...MIGHT TRADE FOR A SMALL CONVERTIBLE CAR...CALL SANDRA AT ***-***-****
The secret to being miserable is having the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
-George Bernard Shaw
1.)"I don't want to drive up to the pearly gates in a shiny sports car, wearing beautifully tailored clothes, my hair expertly coiffed, and with long, perfectly manicured fingernails. I want to drive up in a station wagon that has mud on the wheels from taking kids to scout camp. I want to be there with a smudge of peanut butter on my shirt from making sandwiches for a sick neighbor's children. I want to be there with a little dirt under my fingernails from helping to weed someone's garden. I want to be there with children's sticky kisses on my cheeks and the tears of a friend on my shoulder. I want the Lord to know I was really here and that I really lived. "
2.)"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache."
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